I can't really say that this was an outright conversation, but hilarious nonetheless.
Scene: Eating Port-a-Pit Chicken for dinner around the dining room table
"It never has enough breasts," Daddy, said with straight face, meaning white part of the chicken of course.
No joke, Mike really said that with a straight face, and didn't mean it any other way than white meat. Ché laughed hysterically. I guess I know that my son pry won't be a leg man.